2008 Top 10 Funny New Years Resolutions

January 2008 is already upon us, time hunker down and assess how far we've come and prepare for the new year. If you didn't gain an inch on last year's resolutions, don't feel bad. Most of us didn't. At least we're getting better--okay, older.

Here's a list of the funniest New Years Resolutions, if you see yourself, smile:

1. I resolve to work with neglected children. (my own).
2. I will read the instruction manual to my Palm Pilot.
3. I will not send/receive text messages in rush hour traffic.
4. I will only visit Starbucks once per day.
5. I will not be rude to automated answering systems.
6. I will bathe in anti-oxidants and eat the rainbow.
7. I will balance my checkbook. (on my nose).
8. I will find a safe place for my 10,000 web passwords.
9. I will try to figure out why I "really" need 11 e-mail addresses.
10. I will learn to spell badonkadonk.